Starnes, II v. United States, No. 23-1091, 2023 WL 5217707 (Fed. Cl. Aug. 15, 2023) (Kaplan, C.J.)

Starnes, II v. United States, No. 23-1091, 2023 WL 5217707 (Fed. Cl. Aug. 15, 2023) (Kaplan, C.J.)

Re:  Plaintiff’s claim that defendant “placed an implant in his brain that has given him the powers of telepathy”

Disposition:  Dismissing plaintiff’s complaint

• Litigation Considerations, Jurisdiction:  The court relates that “[plaintiff] cites only one law in his complaint – the Freedom of Information Act . . . .”  “The Court lacks jurisdiction to hear claims arising under FOIA and cannot order disclosure of documents pursuant to that statute.”